...Yo Mama's so fat
I walked into her house
..and I was IN YOUR MAMA!!!
2006-12-07 09:04:10 · 14 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol this is one of the best i have heard
yo mama is like a brick. she is flat on all sides and she gets layed by mexicans
2006-12-07 09:16:31 · answer #1 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've got a few...
Yo mama is so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus.
Yo mama is so poor she goes to kfc to lick other peoples fingers.
Yo mama is so dark when she touches herself it's like black on black crime.
Yo mama is so poor the rainbows in her neighbourhood are in black and white.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies
Yo mama so fat she comes from both sides of the family.
I got more but I am feeling lazy
2006-12-07 09:53:55 · answer #2 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but I use this one alot "yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale"! Or " yo mama so nasty, that I walked in her house and asked whats for dinner, she spred her legs and said crabs" lol try them!
2006-12-07 09:17:00 · answer #3 · answered by sure_2no 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama breath stinks she made Aquafresh go on strike.lol.
2006-12-07 09:07:40 · answer #4 · answered by nybabygirl016 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo Mama's so fat when she wears a red shirt outside the kids yell hey koolaid
2006-12-07 09:30:49 · answer #5 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar bill and made change out of it
2006-12-07 09:16:34 · answer #6 · answered by Go tigers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last night on David Letterman he said:
Yo Mama is so fat, when she hauls *** she has to make 2 trips!
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2006-12-07 09:10:20 · answer #7 · answered by comicaldad 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good, but I have an even better one. Yo momma's like railroad tracks. She get laid all across the country! How do you like that one?
2006-12-07 09:12:02 · answer #8 · answered by Randy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow & skittles popped outta her ***
2006-12-07 09:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by Kylie J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma got one long leg and her name is eileen (i lean )
Yo momma got one arm and she swims in circles
2006-12-07 09:07:14 · answer #10 · answered by mixedchick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋