A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Yes it is," the man replies.
"You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks.
"No thanks," the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues.
"OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he is in.
"Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies.
"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats incredulously, but complies to protect his hidden position.
The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.
"It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off.
"Yes it is," replies the man.
"Wanna buy a baseball glove?" the little boy asks.
"OK. How much?" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his disadvantage.
"Fifty dollars," the boy replies and the transaction is completed.
The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch."
"I can't. I sold them," replies the little boy.
"How much did you get for them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.
"Seventy-five dollars," the little boy says.
"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That's thievery! I'm taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness," the father explains as he hauls the child away.
At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
"Don't you start that **** in here," the priest says!
2006-12-07 08:53:42 · 22 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one got me laughing my fuckin' *** off....
2006-12-07 09:18:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♫☠Shay-Shay Got A Gun ☠♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 05:38:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ssssttttriiiike!
2006-12-07 09:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny!
2006-12-07 09:10:19 · answer #4 · answered by You Lames! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-07 08:56:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bloody priests are all at it i laughed all the way through that one 10/10+
2006-12-07 21:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the funniest!!! 12/10
2006-12-07 10:44:19 · answer #7 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-12-07 13:14:14 · answer #8 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one! I like it.
2006-12-07 08:58:58 · answer #9 · answered by La Chula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute
2006-12-07 08:56:45 · answer #10 · answered by knihappy3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed my *** off for 6.73 seconds!
2006-12-07 08:58:30 · answer #11 · answered by Dragon Urine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋