Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives ***** at them. They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask.
The next weekend, they are in the same bar.
The first guy says "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch watching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said why don't you burn the whole house down? That place is still smoldering."
The second guy said "That ain't nothing. I was working on the car, and dropped my wrench and it nicked the fender. She said why don't you tear the whole car apart? It took me all night."
The third guy said "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed her crotch, she said "Cut that out!" He held out his hands. "Ever seen one of these real close?"
2006-12-07 08:46:27 · 25 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is one of the funniest jokes yet.
thank for making my day
2006-12-07 09:13:37 · answer #1 · answered by theresajstephens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah ot was pretty funny but kinda gross too
2006-12-07 09:01:26 · answer #2 · answered by Because The Drugs Never Work 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with chris w a very warm mitten
2006-12-07 21:42:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that is so funny! I have never heard that one before!
its not that gross, I have heard definite worse!
2006-12-07 08:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by Raidered81 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yucky, but funny.
2006-12-07 08:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by mrs mac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny in a gross way....props though
2006-12-07 08:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by **made.2.b.famous**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too contrived Im afraid
2006-12-07 08:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE FIRST TWO ARE STUPID AND THE THIRD GUY OUCH I WOULD RETURN THE FAVOR AND CUT IT ... OFF!!!
2006-12-07 08:49:42 · answer #8 · answered by mrsdycus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude!!!!! That was sooooo sick! I am hysterical right now! ty
2006-12-07 08:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by Rocker Chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That will teach them lol
2006-12-07 08:48:49 · answer #10 · answered by cutthroat_mako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋