Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat... It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,. go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one i really liked.
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They w ill probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
2006-12-07 08:41:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2006-12-07 08:42:06 · update #1
THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH..i NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH TODAY....
MIGHT TEACH PEOPLE TO GUARD THEIR CELL PHONES A LITTLE BETTER. LORDY THAT WAS GOOD.
2006-12-07 08:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by apostle1938 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, i hope he is no that ugly old but rich cripple who cant walk to the car shop himself but the lady has to do all and jut ask him to give options.
2006-12-07 08:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by BeautyBreak H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-07 08:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by L Jeezy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see? Told ya, there are no perfect husbands
2006-12-07 08:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by sternchen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a pretty good one.
Nice punchline.
2006-12-07 08:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by Chris C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone already posted this last week.
2006-12-07 08:59:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it -keep them coming!!
2006-12-07 08:45:34 · answer #7 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! Good one! Got any more? :)
2006-12-07 08:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not a perfect husband, that is a perfect arshole.
2006-12-07 08:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! Best joke I've heard today!! Good one! :D
2006-12-07 15:47:27 · answer #10 · answered by green_eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋