Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat... It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,. go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one i really liked.
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They w ill probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
2006-12-07 08:40:55 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
2006-12-07 08:41:13 · update #1
lol @ Nigel
2006-12-09 08:25:09 · update #2
I LOVE THAT!!!! i am emailing it to everyone i know right now!!!! i can't stop laughing.....hahahahaha
2006-12-07 09:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kinda saw the punchline coming from a mile off - but it still made me smile.
2006-12-07 08:43:11 · answer #2 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a cracker pmsl 10/10
2006-12-07 08:47:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thief! Stolen somebody's phone !
2006-12-09 05:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2006-12-07 08:48:45 · answer #5 · answered by jen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the punchline was rele obvious but it was hilariously funny!!! i ve never heard that 1 b4! :D
2006-12-07 08:45:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice LMAO
2006-12-07 08:46:33 · answer #7 · answered by StewzoM 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-08 13:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's a good one
2006-12-07 08:42:57 · answer #9 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny :)
2006-12-07 09:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋