A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!" He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost.
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?" they said.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a coffee break, but learned from a friend he had run off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."
2006-12-07 08:24:04 · 15 answers · asked by La Chula 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Smart woman!!!! Thanks! That joke made my day!!! I'm still laughing!
2006-12-07 14:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-07 13:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke.... He got what he deserved.
God Bless You
Merry Christmas
2006-12-07 08:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. now that is a "Just Reward"! ....... heeheehee!
Good one!
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great week!
2006-12-11 00:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's AWESOME!! Again Go Wife!!!!
2006-12-07 08:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rock on!! That was great
2006-12-07 08:30:42 · answer #6 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOW THAT WAS GREAT AND IM A GUY HE GOT WHAT HE ASKED FOR
2006-12-07 08:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by maddog 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, good girl, I like it.
2006-12-07 09:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I like that.
2006-12-07 08:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by You Lames! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's awesome. funny
2006-12-07 08:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by ♫♪alyssa♫♪ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! good one!! I would probably do the same!!!
2006-12-07 08:34:40 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋