A young woman teacher explains to her class of childrne that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are athiests too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist", she replied. "Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?". "I'm a Christian." The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly. What about if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron? What would you be then?" A pause and a smile. "Then", says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist".
2006-12-07 08:18:04 · 15 answers · asked by AngryAmerican82 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The "question" isn't a question but rather the title of the joke, but Y!A placed the question mark there
And furthermore, this is a JOKE, placed in the JOKES section, so why not just lighten up? If you don't find the joke funny, fine, but there's no reason to get bent out of shape about it.
2006-12-07 08:30:09 · update #1
Aren't these little love notes cute? They're both from the little crybaby Paul H. :
"posting offensive jokes... is still offensive. I guess I'm just supposed to accept whatever people say on here, no matter how ridiculous or offensive it is... not going to happen. Deal with it."
"How old am I? More mature than you. BLOCKED."
(OK, Paul, I'll "deal with" the fact that you're an oversensitive little weenie AND the fact that when I called you on it you block my e-mails. But you have already proven that you are obviously NOT by any stretch of the imagination, more mature than I am.)
2006-12-07 17:53:07 · update #2
AMEN!!!! GO LUCY!!! even if this wasn't a joke... glad she can stand up for what she believes in.
God Bless You,
2006-12-07 08:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
It's old and insulting. Yes, the Christian always has to win over anything (and is automatically pretty and perfect, practically created by Disney), and the atheist is automatically an angry evil person. Not funny. It's no different then if the same characteristics were made in racial terms, people would flip out if that was the case.
2006-12-07 22:39:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny joke!! And guys, LIGHTEN UP!!!!!! It's a JOKE in the JOKE section. Yahoo always puts a question mark after the title. And Jessica: GET OVER IT!!!!!!! IT's a JOKE. Why would they have a JOKE's Section if they didn't want you to put jokes in it.
And Paul: You need to get over it too. It's not harassment it's a JOKE!!!!
And Angry American: Great joke!! Very funny! Thumbs up!
2006-12-07 16:48:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is this a question?
Fortuneatly, it is not.
Go pray or something.
Atheism is a choice, just like Christianity.
I bet you're against gay people too.
Oh and the 'beautiful' Lucy?
Is she just beautiful because she's a Christian?
Remember, Hitler discriminated also.
2006-12-07 16:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by Jessica 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
HAHA! Funny! Why are you ppl bringing up politics over a joke. Get over yourselves and learn to laugh!
2006-12-07 16:27:58 · answer #5 · answered by jrollo76 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Mildly amusing -- but not at all true.
I preferred the question posed in your title line:
Atheist or Moron? Yes, those are the only two choices, you're either one or the other.
And I'm an atheist :)
Peace.
2006-12-07 16:20:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
HAHA thats awesome
stupid teacher though
2006-12-07 16:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by !!!Free!!! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
God bless little lucy. i love the joke
2006-12-07 16:39:40 · answer #8 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
So what's the question? This isn't the venue
2006-12-07 16:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by Kendra G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha. Ha.
2006-12-07 16:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋