This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walking home by a park when nature called so he stepped behind a hedge to relieve himself. To his and their surprise a couple were going at it on the grass and he almost stepped on them. The guy got up and took off running.
The man could see the naked outline of the gals bare legs as she continued to lie there while he relieved himself. He could feel his interest grow as he finished. Without a word he got down on his knees between her legs and took advantage of the situation. She embraced him and showed her willingness.
Just as they were both getting into it hot and heavy a cop walked by and shined his flashlight on them saying, “What the hell do you think your doing, this is a public park.”
The man said, “But officer this is my wife.”
The officer said, “Oh, I didn’t know she was your wife.”
The man said, “Neither did I ’till you shined your light on her.”
2006-12-07 08:00:26 · 13 answers · asked by lilsstren 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Retarded but kinda funny
2006-12-07 08:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by La Chula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny but ok 6/10
2006-12-07 08:10:54 · answer #2 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rather Funny!!
2006-12-07 08:04:13 · answer #3 · answered by missy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was weird and funny at the same time!
2006-12-07 08:04:52 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oohh!! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laughs, and have a great new week!
2006-12-11 00:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, prob happens all too often! HEHE
2006-12-07 08:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by jrollo76 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good i'll have to tell my husband that one
2006-12-07 08:07:50 · answer #7 · answered by amy_cash_2005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made for an interesting evening!
2006-12-07 08:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-07 08:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-07 08:22:23 · answer #10 · answered by Lilel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋