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A man walks in to a bar tells the keeper to line em up 3 shots. He slams them down. The keeper says whats wrong ? He says just found out my older brother is gay. Keeper says to bad. The guy leaves and comes in the next day. Keeper line me up 3 shots. He slams them down. Keeper says whats wrong ? He says just found out my youngest brother is gay. Keeper thats to bad. The guy leaves and comes back the next day. Says keeper line me up 3 shots. The guy slams them down. The keeper says dang man does anybody in your family like women? The guy says yes my WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-07 07:59:55 · 22 answers · asked by wipeoutartist 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Ummm... it's funny but not hysterical. ;-)

2006-12-07 08:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by ubergrobie 2 · 0 0

A man walks into the bar, he's new in town, sits down and orders three beers and drinks them all by taking a sip out of each cup one after the other. Bartender said he could always just have one then another, but the man said to the bartender, "Well you see me and my brothers don't live near eachother anymore so every day we order three beers and drink them this way, that way it's like sharing a beer even though they aren't here." The man came in every day and drank his three beers the same way for the entire week. Then one day the man came in and he only ordered 2 beers. Everyone in the bar fell silent. "I'm so sorry for your loss" the bartender says. The man replies, "Oh, I didn't lose anyone. The wife has us going to this church up the street and I'm not allowed to have beer anymore, but my brothers still are." ;)

2006-12-07 08:04:43 · answer #2 · answered by Cynthia 604 2 · 1 0

Very funny

2006-12-07 08:05:41 · answer #3 · answered by amy_cash_2005 2 · 0 0

That is just messed up for that poor guy. Unless his wife will let him join in.

2006-12-07 08:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by Jamie M 3 · 0 0

funny i liked them. 10/10

2006-12-07 08:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0 0

THats Not FuNny!! ThiS IS FuNny: Why did the mexican man die? Because he got shot!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


my dick wants u mexican man!!!

2006-12-07 08:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by daviditcher 1 · 0 0

That's funny. The church one is too. That is something I would do!

2006-12-07 08:14:30 · answer #7 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0 0

Funny. I like the church one too.

2006-12-07 08:09:08 · answer #8 · answered by jrollo76 4 · 0 0

Bad week for him! Poor thing.

2006-12-07 08:09:28 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0 0

pssh! Where'd yuo get that? That's hilarious!

2006-12-07 08:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol thats messed up

2006-12-07 08:04:31 · answer #11 · answered by munkees92 2 · 0 0

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