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An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, “Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?”


She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”


Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed.


The young woman, waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, “I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments.”


The cunning guy now yells loudly, “What do you mean by $500?”

2006-12-07 07:55:43 · 10 answers · asked by lilsstren 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

THIS ONE WAS A GOOD ONE!!

2006-12-07 08:00:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice one! I don't know where that bar is but around here that generally goes for around $350.

2006-12-07 08:01:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yea.....thats not funny at all. Thats not even FOX material. This is funny:

MY PENIS URGES TO HUG U!!!!!!!

2006-12-07 08:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by daviditcher 1 · 0 0

funny

2006-12-07 08:09:39 · answer #4 · answered by amy_cash_2005 2 · 0 0

did not see that coming, good stuff!!

2006-12-07 08:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by Visual Cliff 2 · 0 0

LOL. Good for him! LOL.

2006-12-11 00:15:23 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

dumb broad... serves her right!

2006-12-07 07:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0 0

LMAO!!! HA HA HA HA

2006-12-07 08:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by cricketgirl76 2 · 0 0

that was great!

2006-12-07 08:00:26 · answer #9 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0 0

FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-07 07:58:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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