An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.
'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.
Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee,he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'
A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.
'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'
What happened?' asks the doctor.
'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make wild passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible!
'What was terrible?' said the doctor, 'Was the sex not good?'
'Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years... but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again!'
2006-12-07 07:52:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant, keep em coming.lol
2006-12-07 07:59:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that's not really a joke cuz I saw the very same old couple last week at McDonald's when I was in line ordering!
2006-12-07 07:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 not to shabby, a horrible mental picture but funny
2006-12-07 07:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by cutthroat_mako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny yeah!
2006-12-07 07:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by Rosie Flo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well kind of funny i guess...right up there with having a wisdom tooth pulled!!
2006-12-07 07:57:13 · answer #5 · answered by pinkydinkydoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That´s a good one :)
2006-12-07 08:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by sternchen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious...Viagra is screwed.
2006-12-07 07:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by !!!Free!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya it was cute... I laughed at the end.
2006-12-07 07:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by La Chula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny!
2006-12-07 08:06:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-07 07:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by missree 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋