One night a fellow drove his secretary home after she had imbibed a little too much at an office reception. Although this was an innocent gesture, he decided not to mention it to his wife, who tended to get jealous easily.
The next night the man and his wife were driving to a restaurant. Suddenly he looked down and spotted a high-heel shoe half hidden under the passenger seat. Not wanting to be conspicuous, he waited until his wife was looking out her window before he scooped up the shoe and tossed it out of the car. With a sigh of relief, he pulled into the restaurant parking lot. That's when he noticed his wife squirming around in her seat. "Honey," she asked,
"have you seen my other shoe?"
2006-12-07 07:49:27 · 35 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my sides are aching now.............!!!!
2006-12-11 04:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Where did you get this joke from???
The exact same thing happened to me in real life some years ago, only difference being that it was a handkerchief not a shoe. Thinking that it was my secretary’s handkerchief I painstakingly picked it up when wife was not looking and chucked it out of the car…Being attacked by a guilty conscious I told my wife the truth when we returned home that night. Imagine my surprise when my wife laughed and said. “I forgot to tell you that your secretary’s mother called (it was a Saturday holiday) when you were in the bath to thank you for bring her daughter home safely after the party.” After that I tell my wife everything…we laugh together!
2006-12-07 21:10:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-12-07 07:52:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very well done 12/10
2006-12-07 07:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. A guilty conscious always gets you in the end.
2006-12-11 07:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great
dont change ur logo and do keep sending jokes here i only visite this section for ur jokes only
10 on 10 for u
2006-12-11 20:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
8/10.
Keep laughing me.
2006-12-07 19:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by Ishi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha, moral of the story always confide in your spouse..lol..nice decent joke.
2006-12-07 19:29:40 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad its Cute
2006-12-07 16:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing really 2 laugh on
2006-12-07 15:16:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheeHaHaHa! How's that going to be explained?!! LOL.
Have a great evening!
Good One!
2006-12-08 13:50:39 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋