When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the car, fishing, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway." THE DOCTORS SAY I WILL WALK AGAIN, BUT I WILL ALWAYS HAVE A LIMP. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
2006-12-07 07:44:01 · 31 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAI Pd REMEMBER ?!!
THIS IS UR JOKE'S FAN AND UR LOGO'S FAN TOO.
WILL U TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS ITS CUTE.
BUT IT DOES HAS A MEANING TO U DOESN'T IT?
WELL THE JOKE IS AS ALWAYS GOOD ONE.
10 ON 10 FOR U AND A THUMS UP
2006-12-11 19:17:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmfao that's so humorous & did they capture any fish accessible interior the wasteland possibly they have been dirt fish lol & the bonus extras became into good thank you Oops i forgot the rankings so right here you pass right that's a 9
2016-10-17 23:02:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay that was a funny CLEAN joke. I guess you want a Cane for Christmas huh????????
What????!!!!! Candy Canes are delicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On a scale of 1 - 10 I'd give that a 7 1/2. okay maybe an 8.
Have a nice evening!!!!!
2006-12-07 07:59:11 · answer #3 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha 9/10
2006-12-07 18:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by galrose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha....dude I'd really like to know how many guys would actually dare to do that with their gf/ wife...LOL
8/10
2006-12-11 02:11:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha
10/10
2006-12-08 15:15:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice joke 19/19
2006-12-07 19:35:59 · answer #7 · answered by naman_awasthi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahas
7/10
2006-12-10 01:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RATING=7/10
GOOD
2006-12-07 07:52:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's right!!!!! Way to go Wife!!!!! LOL!! This definitely made me smile!! :)
2006-12-07 08:06:48 · answer #10 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋