2006-12-07 07:43:27 · 38 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I congratulate you on finding a new, and refreshingly original, way of saying we're all going to Hell and will end up...
Extra crispy.
Hee hee.
2006-12-07 07:45:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that when anyone, even an an atheist, reaches the bottom of a KFC bowl the answer they are usually looking for is probably best found by sitting on the toilet bowl!
2006-12-07 07:47:31 · answer #2 · answered by Regan L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once. Mom accidentally threw out some papers I needed and there was a KFC bowl in the bottom of the bag. I decided just to redo it when I saw how greasy the pages were.
2006-12-07 07:57:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats at the bottom of a KFC bowl? I have been to KFC only once in my lifetime. That was almost 10 years back..
2006-12-07 07:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by Evil Atheist Conspirator 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atheism is more based around the notion that "one" chooses not to believe in a god or the God for reasons of their own. More so, it's based off the knowledge that there can't possibly be another being more powerful and mighty than everybody else. However, it's not like this with everybody. I'm not supporting atheism, but, as another human being, I have to accept it, because this is what most religions teach us, is to be accepting of all other religions no matter what the cause.
I also don't believe atheists are condemned to an eternity in hell. My philosophy is even if you don't believe in God and you have lead a good life, treating others with kindness and respect, not breaking laws or at least asking for redemption, you will have a better chance of going to heaven, than someone who is a diehard relgion buff, they go to church every Sunday, preach the holy word and then go home and have affairs on their spouse, steal, drink, and go out and murder people.
2006-12-07 07:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have theists ever tried looking for their answers in the bottom of a toilet bowl? (sorry it was the only other bowl I could come up with)
Now I'm hungry I love KFC bowls....dang it!
2006-12-07 07:48:04 · answer #6 · answered by Medusa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I found a whole new god in the bottom of a KFC bowl. It came to me, and now I must write a book and spread the word of Yoakmamu the holiest of all Mongolian chipmunks.
2006-12-07 07:46:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had desires final night after the KFC Bowl chatter the day previous... i became into in a mattress of mashed taters, sweating gravy... i became into petrified of a few thing, then super chunks of popcorn chicken began raining from the sky, alongside with cheese and corn nuggets... Then a extensive floating Colonel Sanders head regarded, giggling in that evil,creepy, sluggish-mo way. I heard a voice, it mentioned "Fueled by using devil!" and that i wakened in a chilly sweat.
2016-10-17 23:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see all... Sorry the first KFC was Harmon's KFC in Salt Lake City, Utah. I don't think they would like the message found there.
2006-12-07 07:46:47 · answer #9 · answered by Coool 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone knows that all the answers you need are at the bottom of a Big Mac container
2006-12-07 07:45:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋