A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie (Corb), leans out the window and asks the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?” The shepherd looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing flock and calmly answers, “Sure. Why not?” The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the
2006-12-07 07:41:43 · 11 answers · asked by lilsstren 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that the what???
2006-12-07 07:43:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 05:31:56 · answer #2 · answered by corbo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-05-26 22:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god! that was the best ever! cant wait till part 2 comes out!
2006-12-07 07:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one the joke isnt finsished
two its very nerdy
and c it just sucks bad
2006-12-07 07:43:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't want to see anymore. Too long. Boring.
2006-12-07 07:48:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this is so nerdy..you lose intrest in reading it and its not all there
2006-12-07 07:54:56 · answer #7 · answered by cutiepy983 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello................I need the rest of it!!!! That sucked!!
2006-12-07 08:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh... so what's the
2006-12-07 07:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm....its not all there
2006-12-07 07:47:13 · answer #10 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋