Mine would have to be Oppenmeal (oatmeal) by my youngest daughter... Oatyum (oatmeal) by my oldest son... and quash quash (wash cloth) by my oldest daugther. They had so many cute ones but those are the ones that stick out in my head!
2006-12-07 07:37:20 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
Linda D~~ my two year old also calls elmo melmo!!
2006-12-08 07:27:15 · update #1
Great question!!! This will be a joy to answer!!! my daughter as a toddler(she is now 8) would say melmo for elmo and envelupe for envelope and charlie chew for charleston chew candy and can claus for santa claus and Loo loos for blue's clues, tornado for tomatoe, and *uck for truck. People would give me dirty stares when we were out and about all the time when she would say *uck for truck cause everytime she saw a truck, she would say it. I remeber as they have a place in her baby book to write down the funniest mispronuncations and i am so glad i did cause they make me laugh, so cute!!! My son is 10 months old and i can not wait to see what he starts mispronuncing. They do not have a part with funniest mispronuncations in his baby book so i will just make my own space so he can have a good laugh when he gets older. The quash quash is my favorite of yours. how funny!!!
2006-12-07 08:01:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
A few years ago we took a vacation trip to Florida and Disney World. Rather than stay at Disney we stayed in Kissimmee. One afternoon while exploring the city of Kissimmee my 16 year old daughter announced that she wanted to go to a "porn" shop. I nearly lost control of my car. After I regained my composure I was able to figure out that she meant a pawn shop. Later on the way home from that trip we were looking for a place to eat and she wanted to go to "Papa Yes". I was like "say what?" What she meant was Popeyes Chicken.
When she was little she had a Kazzabatz-Cabbage Patch
My youngest son loved Sick soda-Dr. Pepper
When asked where grampa was my oldest son replied" outa dere nerking in da veeds"-out there working in the weeds"
And every body had marms and negs-arms and legs
My daughter also loved foe fise-french fries
When my brother would leave he would always say adios amigos and my daughter came out with hi-osi goesigose
My oldest son alway wanted to go to the hairport to see the erferce hepanes- airport, Air Force airplanes
2006-12-07 19:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by bonobo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My youngest son (now 7) was the one with the cuteste mispronunciations:
Basketti - Spaghetti
Frigerlater - Refrigerator
Brekfixed - Breakfast
These are still my favorites and I find myself saying them now instead of the correct words.
2006-12-07 17:51:10 · answer #3 · answered by iamjuls 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Daughter when she was little said:
Doe: dog
Bankie: Blanket
Ouse Ceam: Ice Cream
Pewter: Computer
My Son Said:
Hire F***: Fire TRUCK
Heady Beer: Teddy Bear
He-Nest: His Private
2006-12-07 16:00:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My daughter is 4 and she can't seem to shake some words. In fact this morning I was going over her lines with her for her school's upcoming Christmas show and she says you can't say the lines, your the idiot. So a bit perplexed I'm like what's the idiot?? She says, you know, where the parents sit. I said, you mean the audience? She was like, yeah, the idiot!
More words she messes up:
hopsoclop: washcloth
pannycakes: pancakes
hoodle: poodle
sapen: satan
That's it for now...
2006-12-07 17:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by BimboBaggins 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
My son used to call a hotdog a dogdog, A pork chop was a fork chop and chicken legs were handles. I'm not sure where he got "handle" for a chicken leg! I almost forgot my sister called our Uncle Bruce, "Aunt Bruce".
2006-12-08 03:58:54 · answer #6 · answered by kitkat1640 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, first there was "Suck a Ditch!!" when he heard someone outside exclaim "Son of a B*tch!". Not cute, exactly, but funny and horrifying at the same time.
He named his private area "Dice" for no reason we could fathom, and he calls his Uncle Chris "Taco Kiss"
2006-12-07 17:09:09 · answer #7 · answered by eli_star 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My daughter would ask for a peanut butter and jelly "swamich". It was so cute, I'm sad she has gotten out of that baby talk stage.
2006-12-07 16:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by disneychick 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah great question. Kids really do say the funniest things. My favorite is my Niece when she says "underwear" She says it "lalabears" Too cute. Now we all call them "lalbears" ;-)
2006-12-07 15:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by BOOTS! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My oldest daughter was the funniest with these :
betty getty for spaghetti
pink pen for in k pen
petsi for pepsi
We still call our spaghetti betty getty
2006-12-08 11:35:58 · answer #10 · answered by cytopia1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋