One dark night, a man was walking home alone, down a dark street that ran right by the local cemetary. As he passed the gates, he heard a bump in the darkness behind him. He stopped and turned to see what it was. Coming down the road behind him was a coffin, standing on end, bumping from side to side - BUMP, BUMP, BUMP. The man, terrified for his life turned and ran. Behind him, the coffin came faster - BUMP, BUMP, BUMP! The man turned the corner onto his street and ran through his front gate, the coffin right behind him. The man dashed in his house, but the coffin crashed through the front door. The man ran upstairs into his bathroom and the coffin followed. He grabbed a bottle of cough syrup and threw it at the coffin and finally the coffin stopped.
2006-12-07 07:34:49 · 22 answers · asked by motorcitysmadman 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah thats when she told me around halloween
2006-12-07 07:40:02 · update #1
LMFAO!!!!! get it! the coffin!!! cough syrup, hahahahah, this is so my brand, imma tell my gf, and shes gonna look at me funny, but i dont care because that was great!
2006-12-07 07:37:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thumbs down
2006-12-07 15:54:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny, I was sent that one in an email around Halloween. I thought it was very funny.
2006-12-07 15:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hardeeharhar but then I have oneuh them weird sense of humors and I still like Johnathan Winters
2006-12-07 15:39:45 · answer #4 · answered by fjpoblam 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A big sigh, bad, but thumbs up for the try
2006-12-07 15:40:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you have a funny sister... that's great.
2006-12-07 15:47:14 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously I really didn't get it until I read the other answers. So I would say no it's stupid.
2006-12-07 15:43:44 · answer #7 · answered by angel32984 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ahhhhhhh took me a minute, but I love it!!!
2006-12-07 15:39:25 · answer #8 · answered by jamie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Thumbs up!!!!!!
2006-12-07 15:49:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb but funny
2006-12-07 15:37:33 · answer #10 · answered by Robert B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋