so one decides to ran up the hallway to the bedroom and bring back soap.
Taking a careful glance into the hallway, he ran up to the bedroom, naked as he was born, collected two bars of soap and ran back down the hallway hoping to make it to the showering room before anyone sees him.
But as fate would have it, 3 Nuns were coming up the hallway. The priest thinking fast, stood straight up against the wall like a statue with his hands behind his back.
The Nuns thought this was a real life like statue and became curious. The first Nun blushingly pull at his manhood, the priest trying to maintain composure drops a bar of soap.
Oh my God, its a soap dispenser! The Nuns exclaims.
The second Nun wanted to try, so she too pulls at his manhood. The priest now drops the second bar of soap.
The third Nun wants a try too, so she pulls, nothing, she pulls againg, nothing, so she pulls and pulls then suddenly she exclaims,
" Holy Mary, mother of God, .....LIQUID SOAP!
2006-12-07
07:08:21
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