a guy was driving along in his sierra 4x4 one evening up a country lane and suddenly hit two black gentleman who were out walking.
One hit the windscreen, bounced off and ended up in a field nearby, injured. The other, slightly bigger built man, hit the windscreen, and ended up in the back seat of the car, also badly injured.
The police arrived quickly with lights flashing. They asked the distressed driver what happened....Well, he said, i saw these two black gentlemen waliking, tried to swerve to avoid hitting them but couldnt! Now one is in that field, and the other in my back seat.
Come on sir, the officer said, what really happened??
O.k. officer, the truth, .. i saw these two black men walking, put my foot down to run them over!
Thats o.k. the officer said, i shall do one for leaving the scene of a crime, and the other for not wearing a seat belt!
2006-12-07 06:59:06 · 28 answers · asked by alca b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha that was funny and it would have only been racist if u added that the driver and police man was white and u didn't and anyway its just a joke there's alot of jokes about all different people back, white, Indians, Irish all different so don't get a mad head people its harmless fun
merry Christmas and have a great new year x x
p.s i have alot of black friends and i cant wait to tell them that joke they will laugh at it see people that's what its all about
2006-12-07 07:24:07 · answer #1 · answered by lora b 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Rather old joke & not very funny, but it is just a joke, we've been making jokes about the Irish for years & us Scots are always being portrayed as drunks.Which is all taken in good part, so to those who are so easy offended GROW UP!
2006-12-07 10:34:49 · answer #2 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could have been worded better, true, but you should be able to get it and laugh like I did cuz it's a joke!
There's a Puerto Rican and a black guy in a car - who's driving?
The police
2006-12-07 07:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hv a sense of humor ppl its a joke .good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-07 07:04:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
What does a black person give you for your birthday? your bike
Why did the italian man shave? Because he didn't want to look like his mother
What do you call an indian bartender? BarTinder!
It's just part of the fun!
2006-12-07 07:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by tkd28282003 3 · 3⤊ 3⤋
No, it's an extremely racist joke. Not even funny.
2006-12-07 07:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by massadaman 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That is definitely racist. I read some more that didn't hurt but they were funny. That is cruel anyway you look at it.
2006-12-07 07:24:08 · answer #7 · answered by wildblackflower 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, it's all good! Check this one out!
God gave this white boy wings and said "You are now an Angel"
Then a black boy asked for wings and God gave them to him.
The black boy asked "Am I an Angel too?"
God said "Na N**** you a bat!"
f.y.i I didn't write it, but I did laugh!
I know it's all in good humor! People relax!
Krazy Libra
2006-12-07 07:03:25 · answer #8 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 4⤊ 4⤋
Thats some red neck ****
2006-12-07 07:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by TroubleRose 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The backlash is coming,lol
2006-12-07 07:02:27 · answer #10 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋