Herman was a lonely, lonely man so he decided life would be more fun
if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet shop and told the owner he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede which came in a
little white box. He took the box back home, and decided he would
start off by taking his new pet to the pub for a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box "Would you like to go to the
King's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer!
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then he asked
again.
"How about going to the pub and having a drink with me?"
But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him once more; this time putting his face up against
the centipede's house and shouting:
" HEY YOU IN THERE. WOULD YOU LIKE GO
TO THE KING'S HEAD AND HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?"
A little voice came out of the box.....
"I heard you the first time. I'm putting my f#cking shoes on!!!"
2006-12-07 06:26:28 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont know why but i DIED laughing when i read this...just imagining a centipede putting 100 pairs of shoes on...LOL
2006-12-07 07:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:))good one. but i want to tell you another about pets.
One little bird was flying above a road at small height. Fore it was coming a fast car . Suddenly they collide. The little bird falls.
The driver gets out of his car and picks up the little dizzy bird. He takes her at his home puts her in a cage, give her water and bread and goes at work. When the little bird wakes up and sees water ,bread and the bars(of the cage) she thinks : oh my god i killed that man with the fast car.
2006-12-07 15:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by synaps 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I thought it was funny. Looking at your avatar you're cute! How 'about I make you laugh even more by letting you watch me undress? JK :)
2006-12-07 14:36:38 · answer #3 · answered by Bob_Scratchitt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, heard it so many times but it still makes me laugh out loud, quite literally :)
2006-12-07 19:02:01 · answer #4 · answered by mcascadd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You remade that one from 00fun.com. It has the same punch line, kind of. The original one is better, but you thought of a remix pretty good :)
2006-12-07 14:33:57 · answer #5 · answered by bb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay that was kinda clever and funny. I mean he has got alot of feet to cover right?
2006-12-07 14:47:47 · answer #6 · answered by wildblackflower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute! Made me smile!
2006-12-07 14:41:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-12-07 14:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by harmony moon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yaeh okay
have a happy day
2006-12-07 14:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute centipede~~
2006-12-07 14:45:17 · answer #10 · answered by Vampiredoll 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋