what majestic trees
what powerful rivers
what beautiful animals he said to himself.
As he was walking along the riverside he heard a rustling from the bushes, he turned and saw a 7ft grizzly bear charge towards him.He ran as fast as he could up the path, the bear began to chase him, he looked over his shoulder and the bear was closing in, he tripped and fell. the bear was on top of him and it lifted its right paw to strike,at that instance the atheist cried out
"OH MY GOD"
time stopped
the bear froze
the forest was silent, a bright light shone on the man and a voice came from the sky."You deny my existence all these years and teach others i dont exist. am i to count you as a believer."
It would be hypocritical to ask you to count me as a christian but maybe you could make the bear a christian." "very well" said the voice.The light went out, the forest resumed,
the bear bought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke,Lord bless this food for which i am about to recieve
2006-12-07 06:25:05 · 21 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha
thats the best joke i have read in ages hilarious
2006-12-07 08:43:55 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's what I call a miracle... not only did the bear become a Christian, he could now speak.
2006-12-07 15:01:13 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ow poor man bad bear good joke 10 /10
2006-12-07 16:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At last I've never heard before. Very funny.
2006-12-07 14:30:25 · answer #4 · answered by gilly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I find this story amusing. Good job!
2006-12-07 14:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by robertbdiver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aside from the fact that it's not a question (which I find very irritating), as a joke it was a bit funnier the last time I saw it a week ago on this site.
2006-12-07 14:30:14 · answer #6 · answered by migdalski 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
I absolutely loved it !!! It's not only funny, it's karma baby!
2006-12-07 14:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by wildblackflower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thankyou, i am going to steal this and use it in my next after dinner speech
2006-12-07 15:51:02 · answer #8 · answered by melas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-07 14:43:55 · answer #9 · answered by lalalalalalalalala23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still laugh when i hear this
2006-12-07 15:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋