1. Yeah....you blend.
2. ok now, try to stay cool
3. my heart is POUNDING
4. Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
5. the phone FINALLY rang
6. this could be the best day of my life
2006-12-07 06:19:18 · 14 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
There is another paragraph question in the WORDPLAT category. Where are you guys??!!
2006-12-07 06:43:15 · update #1
I meant to say, WORDPLAY.
2006-12-07 06:43:35 · update #2
Secret Love? Nope, but to continue from your last question I answered...
After the boy "kidnapped" his fox from the previous story, he ran into the White House. He actually was the President's son, so the security guards weren't concerned that he was carrying a burlap bag with a struggling fox in it.
"This could be the best day of my life," thought the boy.
"OK now, try to stay cool," thought the fox, "my heart is POUNDING."
The boy went to his room and tried to phone his dad to ask for permission to keep his new pet. No answer. So he left a message and waited.
The phone FINALLY rang. It was his dad who was in an urgent meeting in Moscow trying to solve a massive crisis in Russia that was threatening to become an all-out civil war.
"Dad, can I keep a fox I just caught? Her name is Jerry Jerry Dingleberry!"
"What? No way! And I'm busy, son," his dad replied.
After the boy hung up the phone disappointed, the fox managed to escape. With the boy in hot pursuit, the vixen ran into one of the offices and hid by pulling the shade off of a lamp and putting it on her head. "Yeah.... you blend," she thought to herself, adding, "I can't believe that moron wants to call me Jerry. That's a male name!"
2006-12-07 06:31:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
My heart is POUNDING, I can't hear anything over it, I'm sweating like a pig, my clothes are starting to stick to me, I feel like I'm going to throw up again.
He had asked "I'm going to make some drinks, some really kick-*** drinks, do you mind if I do the blending?" and of course I replied "Yeah ... you blend." I'd been waiting all day for this moment, us alone in the kitchen away from the rest of the party-goers, "this could be the best day of my life" I thought.
He didn't know how to make a pitcher of Jerry Jerry Dingleberry so he had to call a friend and leave a message about it. That left us alone, doing nothing, in the kitchen, staring at each other. I had a feeling he was going to kiss me but I wasn't sure. He came closer to me and just then I decided that I didn't want to kiss him like this. I didn't want our first kiss to be over a messed up blender full of Jerry Jerry Dingleberry. I hoped for an escape but didn't have to hope for too long. The phone FINALLY rang.
The drinks were made and I chugged and chugged and chugged to shake off my anxiety over the situation. That's when I started feeling sick. The jerk put the wrong ingredients in after all and my stomach couldn't take it. I blurted out "I'm going to puke all over the floor", "ok now, try to stay cool" he said. The guy is wonderful but such a moron. He leaned in to kiss me to calm me down and I threw up in his mouth.
I never saw him again but he'll always be my secret love.
2006-12-07 06:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by Juniper84 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you blend so well with the outside world. Ok, no try to stay cool when you walk into work, I know they keep it hot in there. My heart is pounding so hard at the thought of you going to work. Careful when you walk in though, that guy Jerry Jerry Dingleberry is still stalking you and may be waiting to serenade you again. I have to go, the phone FINALLY rang, this could be the best day of my life. Now I get to find out if I got the part playing smurfette in the school play.
2006-12-07 06:24:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
how does your Heart grow?
With each beat
and each pound
This could be the best day of my life, ya know?
2006-12-07 06:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by Angel Eve 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So he came over today before I left for work. I was making a smoothie for breakfast and I asked him if he would like one as well. He asked, "It's what you make in a blender right?" I said, "Yeah...you blend. Bananas, strawberries, and raspberries, ok?" He nods. As I make his smoothie, I get nervous. I keep having to tell myself, "Ok now, try to stay cool." But my heart is POUNDING! He's so handsome. All I can think about is...what is he doing here this early..unannounced!? My parrot in the corner knows his name is Jerry. I hand Jerry the smoothie I made for him and my parrot starts to say, "Jerry, Jerry Dingleberry." I was so embarrassed, but glad Jerry laughed and took it in good humor. Jerry doesn't say much, drinks his smoothie, and then leaves. But not before giving me a kiss on the cheek. As he leaves, he says, "I'll call you later." I go to work, and all I can think about is Jerry....how handsome he is. My boss and several of my coworkers catch me daydreaming. Around 6 or 6:30, I get home from work. No message from him...no email. Stupid parrot must have scared him away. I get discouraged without the phone call and have to keep myself occupied. I try reading a book...The main character's name is Jerry. So I throw that against the wall. Turn on the t.v. TOM AND JERRY! What is going on here?!?! At 10:37 the phone FINALLY rang!!! It was JERRY! He says seeing me this morning made his day wonderful, and he'd like to take me out tomorrow night. So of course, I say yes. Before hanging up, he says, "You looked beautiful this morning. Good night and I'll pick you up around 8 pm." I tell him thank you. Then right after we hang up...there's a knock on the door. At 10:45?!?! IT'S JERRY!!! He's proposing! This could be the best day of my life!!!! If it were real, and not a fantasy of my secret love.....
2006-12-07 06:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by freakykittygoddess 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ok now,try to stay cool. This letter is from admirer, not Jerry Jerry Dingleberry. Its just every time I see you my heart is POUNDING. If sexy were strawberry's and funny were banana's Yeah....you blend and would be tasty. I haven't got the courage to talk to you face to face. it just every time is see you my heart is POUNDING. I think to my self "this could be the best day of my life, you could be mine. Maybe one day you'll notice me and the phone FINALLY rang. It hasn't happen yet and so I'm stepping up to the plate, taking first blood if you want to know who your Secret love is Call (888) 999-0000.
Don't put my heart on hold no longer.
2006-12-07 06:54:21 · answer #6 · answered by winston_neace 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jerry Jerry DIngleberry.
I sure hope his butt ain't hairy.
I know how corny this is sounding,
can you hear my heart is pounding?
The phone finally rang,
Yipee, yahoo!
Ok now, try to stay cool!
2006-12-07 06:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by Amy R 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sunshine if you touch him again, I may have to kill you laughs Miss kitty. Mat went to the doctors office and the Doc shook his head.... Mat, where do you find the stamina? to be with Miss Kitty.Mat goes home to find Miss Kittty there and she asks When was the last time you had a bubble bath giving him the come hither look. Sunshine then flies off in a panic knowing something has happened to her beloved she enters the room and she yell's Matt and he says OMG..... She locked me in the closet..... Help!!!! Matt has eyes ONLY for dear, sweet little Miss Sunshine....So BACK OFF ****!
2016-05-23 04:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'Ok., now try to stay cool' Peter said to Jane as he returned from the alley where a conversation had taken place between him and two oddly dressed characters. 'Just keep cool and stroll away - I got the smoke'. They casually walked back into the main road where they joined the crowds of shoppers busy buying their late Christmas presents.
'My heart is pounding' Jane whispered as they made their way back to their apartment which was half a block away. Peter held Jane close as he thought to himself 'This could be the best day of my life. A beautiful woman, a nice apartment, plenty of food and something special in my pocket. Yes siree, this Christmas could be the most wonderful of my life'.
They reached the flats without any problem and made their way to the third floor apartment. As they entered Jane flopped into an armchair but could not speak. 'Ok' Peter eventually said 'I'll telephone my friend Jerry and ask him to join us'. Jane had been thinking all evening of having Peter to herself over the holiday and now he was going to phone a friend. 'Jerry who?' she asked with no trace of annoyance in her voice. 'Jerry - Jerry Dingleberry my old school friend. I've got to ask him'.
The call having been made, Peter began to hand roll some smokes. 'What do I do' Jane asked in ignorance. 'You mix it with tobacco' he replied 'Yeah....you blend the two together'.
The phone finally rang and it was Jerry. 'I'm downstair Pete' he said 'what number is the apartment' he asked. '12A' Peter told him and they waited at the door with three large hand-rolled cigarettes which contained a large amount of the best Lebanese Gold money could buy.The doorbell rang, Peter opened it with one of the cigarettes in his outstretched hand only to be greeted by three of New Yorks Finest in full uniform - and Jerry was one of them. 'Sorry Peter' Jerry said genuinly apologetic, but a bust is a bust.........happy Christmas'. 'Oddly enough' he finished 'but it has a ring about it, of that Pogues song 'A Fairy Tale of New York'.......................
2006-12-07 06:42:55 · answer #9 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
lol i was honestly gonna try until the jerry jerry part. that one threw me
2006-12-07 06:21:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋