So i went into a shop and and said can someone sell me a KETTLE, "Kenwood" said the lady.
Then where is he i replyed.....
Me and my mate about to play darts, nearest the bull goes first i said, he went baaa, i went mooo, you go first he said...
I saw a monkey in the jungle with a tin opener, i said you don't need a tin opener to open a banana, "no its for the custard " he said.
2006-12-07 06:09:53 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-07 06:57:40 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Punctuation in the right places would have helped these jokes to be funnier... better luck next time!
3/10
2006-12-07 07:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.
2. Those who can't
2006-12-07 06:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry to say it dude, but those were really bad!!!!!
Sorry I couldn't laugh at any of them!
2006-12-07 06:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I really like the third one.....adorable!!!! I love baby ghosts!
2016-05-23 04:02:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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About as funny as... oh ermmmmm nothing! They just sucked...
2006-12-07 06:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Chεεrs [uk] 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those werent nearly quick enough, lame
2006-12-07 06:36:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-12-07 06:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol sorry but i didnt get any of them!! :S
2006-12-07 08:04:08 · answer #9 · answered by Ashlea B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were really bad
2006-12-07 06:11:54 · answer #10 · answered by sepulchra666 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok whatever
2006-12-07 06:37:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋