A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome
Paul's flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate than met the eye.
Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just flatmates".
About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your
Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be sure" said Paul.
So he sat down and wrote:
2006-12-07 06:08:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM
MY HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE PAUL
Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which
read:
DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT
IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
(SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS FINDS OUT)
2006-12-07 06:08:23 · update #1
I LOVE IT!!!!! That is the best one yet!!!! :)
2006-12-07 09:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by babiangel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Heard this one before, but it made me laugh back then too. This joke can also be heterosexual (that's the version that I had heard before).
2006-12-07 14:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what if they were sleeping in simons bed? wouldnt that plan fail.... just asking, ne ways i still think its funny, ne thing with bum-fairies is funny
2006-12-07 14:42:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Speaking as a mum myself , I totally agree with your deduction!
2006-12-07 14:12:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jean M 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very gd lol 10/10
2006-12-07 14:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh!! That was so funny and hilarious!!! Not to mention! What a clever mother!!! And what a clever story too!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
2006-12-07 14:10:33 · answer #6 · answered by Cherant 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha that is toooo funny!!! How slick!!! Leave it to a mother!!
2006-12-07 14:14:14 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You copied that whole thing from Eraser. >:P
2006-12-07 14:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by bb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D thx for the laugh
2006-12-07 14:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-12-07 14:10:55 · answer #10 · answered by sepulchra666 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋