An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road. Both are driving to fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English man, whom exclaims,'' may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man, whom replies: '' no tanks, I'll just wait till the Garda get here!''
2006-12-07 06:00:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As 4 u blackcurr if u hv'nt got anything decent 2 say keep ur gob shut
2006-12-07 06:02:44 · update #1
sneaky bast@rd! Ha ha ha!!! Funny! VERY FUNNY!
I shall give you a thumbs up! xXx
2006-12-07 06:04:25 · answer #1 · answered by roooof 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i just head that same joke today but it was a chicago Bears fan and a Green bay Packers fan and they drank Jack Daniels and the Bears fan says he'll wait till the cops arrive not the Garda (whatever that is). it was funnier that way, maybe cause im from chicago.
2006-12-07 06:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but I think the Irish man was a blonde woman last time...
2006-12-07 06:05:08 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seeing how the irish drive the guards will probably let both of the off
2006-12-07 06:58:03 · answer #4 · answered by peter.w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny. But I heard it before
2006-12-07 06:08:13 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now who needs friends like thats another new one to me
2006-12-07 08:50:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny yeah
2006-12-07 06:03:59 · answer #7 · answered by snow_patrol_lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-07 06:07:50 · answer #8 · answered by aladinsane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok not the best joke I have heard.
2006-12-07 06:08:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-07 06:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by Tanya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋