.....that God might fancy me? I've always had a thing about powerful men.
And, seriously, he's got to be getting bored of shagging Mary by now.
2006-12-07 05:59:43 · 31 answers · asked by Hello Dave 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Of course he will babe, who wouldn't.
I think he got bored of Mary when she tried to trick him into marrying her by getting pregnant.
Do you reckon she got child support
2006-12-07 06:20:04 · answer #1 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i dont believe you know the thing that you have said is as bad asit is, but one day you will face him for that and when you do you will know what fear is, i pray you will find the way to god and will call upon him to save you. he will forgive you for what you have said because he is full of grace,i however was disgusted at you, but i suppose that is because i realize how much he did for me and what he is still doing ,would you be laughing so much if some was saying that about your father, please remember one thing what you sow you reap, whatever you plant you will grow, and what goes around comes around say sorry to god while you have the chance
2006-12-07 15:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by shechinah p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oi Donna !
Last night you told me you thought you'd died and gone to heaven
God would be a poor second to a handsome man in uniform
I think you should let me take off the sword tonight though
2006-12-07 17:06:36 · answer #3 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Despite your crippled mind,you , like the rest of us , are just one heartbeat away from that which you deny and despise . Enjoy what passes for you life .Loser . ( Big time ) .
Unless of course you discover repentance , after all , your God moves in mysterious ways but you don't sound ready just yet .
2006-12-07 15:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think He would fancy a spunky gal like you. But to compete with Mary, She got both the Father and Son. Don't think you're that good love : (
2006-12-07 14:08:53 · answer #5 · answered by elliott 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I'm not one to judge, as I am NOT Jesus, but I do pray that you accept him as your personal savior if you ever want to get into Heaven!
2006-12-07 14:19:10 · answer #6 · answered by youngwahm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd have a chance - none of the christians who get to heaven would appeal to god - they're all too goody-goody. God wants a real minx. You go for it!
2006-12-07 14:09:53 · answer #7 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
My dear,if you have not accepted and trusted in his son Jesus Christ,it won't matter how far you spread your legs.You will still suffer eternal damnation,separated from God forever.
2006-12-07 14:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by Derek B 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Holy crap I'm looking at this message after 4minutes of being posted, can anyone believe how quick that chick typed that MASSIVE answer?
2006-12-07 14:10:53 · answer #9 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. You have made my work day much entertaining.
2006-12-07 14:13:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋