2006-12-07 05:59:01 · 9 answers · asked by flavorlicious 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo momma is so fat, that everytime she bends forward, her ******** is mistaken for a back alley
yo momma is so fat, that Dick Clark wanted to use her head in place of the Times Square ball on New Years Eve
yo momma is so fat, that everytime she steps on the scale, the reading says "TILT"
2006-12-07 06:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your momma is so dumb, she froze to death at the Drive In movie. She went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Your momma is so dumb, she bought a DVD entitled "Security Device Enclosed"
2006-12-07 15:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat wal-mart spent the night inside her
2006-12-07 14:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your momma is so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said "where's my gumball?"
2006-12-07 14:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by Steppenwolfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
her child is so dumb he wrote this yo momma joke!
2006-12-07 14:01:34 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so dumb when she went to get her drivers license , when she came to the question of her sex she put Mon. ,Tues. and sometimes weds.
2006-12-07 15:27:03 · answer #6 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton for hours because it said "concentrate"!
2006-12-07 14:39:03 · answer #7 · answered by bb 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
yo momma's so poor her door mat dont say WELCOME...it says WELFARE!!
2006-12-07 14:01:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-07 15:04:24 · answer #9 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋