Jimmy John was walking into town one day wearing nothing but his gun and his boots.
Just as he began walking down Main Street he was confronted by the Sheriff.
"Hey, Jimmy John, ya mind if I ask you what you are doin' walkin' down Main Street wearin' nothin' but your gunbelt and boots?"
"Well Sheriff, it's a long story."
"I ain't going nowhere", said the Sheriff.
"Well Sheriff, a couple hours ago I ran into Mandy Jo in the saloon.
We had ourselves a couple of drinks and then we started feelin' kinda frisky, and Mandy Jo said, 'Why don't we go out to the barn?' So we did.
Then we started getting real close and cuddlin' and smoochin' and Mandy Jo said, 'Why don't we go out back and go up to the top of the hill.'
So we did." He continued, "We started cuddlin' and smoochin' some more and the next thing I know, Mandy Jo had taken off all her clothes, and she suggested that I do the same.
2006-12-07 05:37:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
...So I did, all except my gunbelt and boots, then Mandy Jo laid down on the ground and spread her legs apart and said 'Okay, Jimmy John, go to town'."
2006-12-07 05:37:44 · update #1
Zippy .. you really are a muppet!!
2006-12-08 07:55:49 · update #2
good 1 lol 8/10
2006-12-07 05:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'd probable say "congradulations, because you've been nailed to a tree (historic past has shown that it turned right into a tree, no longer a bypass) you've brought about tremendous controversy. what's the authentic tale?" I wager many human beings may convey about their tracks and bow down, even with the undeniable fact that, they could might want to carry close what he sounds like. no individual knows for confident. The depiction became initially a drawing that someone did, you won't be able to base his precise liking on a drawing.some say Bo Bice sounds like him, yet (no longer many) pray at his feet questioning that he's Jesus. Jesus turned right into a trifling mortal with an excellent understanding of his capacity as a guy to apply it to the fullest. Many like Martin Luther King and Gondhi had an identical style of mind-set, they're in historic past books, Jesus is in a e book of memories that were changed such quite some cases that we received't trust that all of them were thoroughly authentic. i'm no longer attempting to slay faith, i'm only attempting to tutor a aspect that has been requested for hundreds of years.
2016-11-24 21:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by nations 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1/ Which town?
2/ Which hill?
3/ Is Mandy Jo still there?
2006-12-07 05:45:28 · answer #3 · answered by dawleymouse 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nothing really could get as funny! And im not being sarcastic!
2006-12-07 05:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Derrrrrrrr!!!
2006-12-07 05:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by sophie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself
2006-12-07 05:39:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jenna 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is the best joke ever. sincerely it's funny
2006-12-07 05:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by sexy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't find that really funny!
Good try though!
2006-12-07 05:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by red devil 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, aww poor jimmy john, xXx
2006-12-07 05:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol . jimmy john as thick as sh***. lol
2006-12-07 07:40:53 · answer #10 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋