What would Happen If Men?

Question

If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"

Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.

Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.

Rule # 3 It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.

Rule # 4 You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.

Rule # 5 Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.

Rule # 6 Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.

Rule # 7 When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.

Answer 1

very funny

Answer 2

Women would lose all their mystery. Men would breathe easily as they dont have to figure out the meanings. It is all so plain and simple.
Rule #1: Men would become as gregarious as women.
Rule#2: Same as Rule#1.
Rule#3: No problem.
Rule#4: Saves our time.
Rule#5: Objection. It impinges on freedom of speech.
Rule#6: I thought Christopher was a man.
Rule#7: Gagging is not acceptable.

Answer 3

We don't need to rewrite those rules. They're already perfect and set in stone.

I heard they were taken down on stone tablets from a mountain thousands of years ago written by God himself. :)

Answer 4

Those are the rules that we go by.