A blind man finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar
immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1 - The
bartender is a blonde girl
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 180-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister.
Do you really wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah.......... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
2006-12-07 04:21:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! thnx for the joke
2006-12-08 12:56:49 · answer #1 · answered by ftyu u 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoa ! Something wrong here ? When did we ever have a blond woman for a bouncer? Me thinks some ladies are trying to shaft the blind-man....Hahaha
2006-12-07 12:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by Steven H 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny.The ending could have been better though.
6/10
2006-12-07 12:34:12 · answer #3 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These jokes make me happy that I am not blonde.
2006-12-07 12:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOMFAO now can i have the 10 points at your disposal
Merry christmas
2006-12-07 12:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. It's a Goodie. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-08 17:58:08 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Thats good! I love it! Bravo!
2006-12-07 12:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahha funny!
keep em comming...
happy holidays!!
2006-12-09 14:40:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2006-12-07 12:27:58 · answer #9 · answered by lowflyer1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't really like your name, but that joke is hilarious.
2006-12-07 12:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋