A Dublin boy visited his grandmother with his friend. While the boy was talking to his Granny in the kitchen, his friend was eating peanuts from a bowl on the living room table.
When it was time to go, the friend called out: "Thanks for the peanuts."
"That's ok" said the granny, "Since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
2006-12-07 04:19:55 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
see thats class and rank all at the one time lol i will definatley pass that on :O xx
2006-12-07 04:24:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!!
GROSSSSSS !!!
but very funny
do you have a leprechaun, sitting in the corner feeding u all these??
and what about :-
An Irishman was sitting at home after a night at the pub.
as luck would have it, up popped his fairy Godmother.
I will grant you three wishes, she says.
The Irishman thinks about it, or tinks, if u like.
He replies:-
I'll have a pint of Guiness that replenishes itself.
not a hard choice really.
In a flash, there before him sits a wonderful pint of guiness.
He sits and sips his pint.
when he finishes, it mysteriously re-fills.
Oh my good Lord!! he cries.
And your next 2 wishes? says the fairy Godmother.
Oh simple, he says.........
I'll have another two just like it.
2006-12-07 04:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard one similer oap bus run giving caramels to the bus driver he thanked em when they got of the bus only to be told they just suck of the chocolate
2006-12-07 09:25:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
old old old just like granny this joke lost its teeth a long long time ago
2006-12-07 05:06:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha now this is one of your better one's 10/10
2006-12-07 04:23:56 · answer #5 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uuuuuum ya nice story (or joke)
2006-12-07 04:21:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay that was a 5
2006-12-07 04:38:21 · answer #7 · answered by dawn p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yuck,your other question about the men fighting was better,lol
2006-12-07 04:23:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww dat is disgustin OMG but i like it , itz funnie
2006-12-07 05:17:44 · answer #9 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was going to say grandmas dont have them until i read it properly
2006-12-07 04:28:33 · answer #10 · answered by peter.w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋