2006-12-07 04:18:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Why would you do this to Jesus on his birthday?
Where do you think you will spend eternity after sending him a piece of **** Dell?
I doubt he wants to spend Christmas day talking on the phone for 6 hours to a bunch of Indians reading from scripts!
LMAO
2006-12-08 04:05:04 · answer #1 · answered by Craig A.G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was asking Jesus what he wanted for Christmas he didnt want a dell he wanted a tickle me elmo. And I already sent him the present so sorry your out of luck. He said he would give me immortal power for the little doll. So I would send the dell to me and ill give you a little bit of my power
2006-12-07 12:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by skip s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is omnipotent. A Dell would be a waste on him. Give it to a homeless man and include a year of internet service. That would be a great gift.
2006-12-07 12:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by Little anionyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude! Wheres your heart? That would be his address!
2006-12-07 12:21:03 · answer #4 · answered by Just here. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, # 1 Heaven Parkway, Heaven, Heaven 11111-111 good luck with it man. Send it to him in your heart. I know he will appreciate it.
2006-12-07 12:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by golden rider 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send it to The Vatican- The pope will forward it I'm sure.... Then again those popes aren't always as holy as they claim to be..
2006-12-07 12:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He lives two houses down your block, didn't you know dude?
2006-12-07 12:21:07 · answer #7 · answered by markos m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just putt santa on gift card and leave it undear the tree santa will pick it up when he drops off your gifts.
hope thsi helps
-david-
2006-12-07 12:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heaven, Dude.
2006-12-07 12:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by The FFX Blitz ™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He lives at my place. Send it here.
2006-12-07 12:22:00 · answer #10 · answered by flip4449 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋