Two men were scuffling outside a pub when along came a huge Irishman - fists like hams - who started taking his coat off.
'You're fighting about Ireland, aren't you?' he demanded.
'No, no,' said both men in unison. 'Honestly, it's a personal matter, nothing to do with Ireland at all.'
'Huh,' muttered the Paddy, and shuffled off. Two seconds later he was back, tearing off his coat saying:
'So Ireland's not worth fighting about, eh?'
2006-12-07 04:15:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another corker!!! have e-mailed to a friend got the giggles now
2006-12-07 04:19:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
V.good & funny...
Yeah you know us / most Irish love a good or even a flaffy fight it's finding something anyting (<-- deleberiate spellimg messtake :-)) worth having a swing, dig or 2, or just a gd slabber over...
Then again listen to squels of Creeks, Italians, Russ-ins.... etc
Cheers always laffing...
2006-12-07 13:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cool I like your sence of humor and I like Ireland too
2006-12-07 12:18:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep great 1 again A L
2006-12-07 12:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-12-07 18:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u and ur jokes madam !!!!
have u been at the red, red wine again??
and why only 87?? do these people need glasses or what !!
very good
8/10
2006-12-07 12:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have the luck of the irish and i bet the twinkle as well just brill
2006-12-07 17:30:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am quater irish and that was funny
i think you have got a sense of humor
2006-12-07 12:23:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may have a talent for jokes! keep it coming!
2006-12-07 12:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-07 12:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋