You might be a redneck if...
You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You've ever been too drunk to fish.
You've ever bought a used cap.
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe
2006-12-07 03:52:11 · 8 answers · asked by Sam 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm from North CArolina and I'm not one
2006-12-07 03:56:47 · answer #1 · answered by qtmckinnon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"raises hand" Guilty
Have a rag for a gas cap on my '64 Chevy Truck.
There are so many rednecks in the world. Some just wear better camo than others. but they are rednecks anyway.
2006-12-07 14:12:31 · answer #2 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you invite your friends over for a pig roast and the pig looks like the neighbor's missing pitbull, you might be a redneck.
2006-12-08 14:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by deLaParre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some people sunburn so easily, others take a while to get hot! LOL. (I think it is a Caucasian Thing)! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-12-08 18:07:58 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......funny. Rednecks are freaking hilarious when they still got there mullot hairdo.
2006-12-07 12:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** i'm redneck and not as dumb as some of that stuff
2006-12-07 12:39:01 · answer #6 · answered by kriggle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
readnex iz kule peepoles.
2006-12-07 11:57:12 · answer #7 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how come ya'll think all us rednecks is dumb?
2006-12-07 11:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by wyderp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋