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My friends and I have been ordering pizzas then calling back and saying that the sausage isn't cooked to get free ones. The manager said "All of our meat toppings are precooked and then frozen so it couldn't possibly be uncooked." I told him I didn't care there must have been a mistake at the plant and I was fed up with eating raw pig on my pizza. We ate all of it save the sausage. I think they're getting wise to us though. Should we try it again? Yay or nay? What's a good one to use on them?

2006-12-07 03:51:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Etiquette

16 answers

try this one, it sustained me in college. I would call up and say I have a coupon for a free pizza, and they would make it and deliver it. I did it about 10 times before they actually demanded the coupon.

2006-12-07 03:54:49 · answer #1 · answered by ? 1 · 3 0

You guys are winners.

Think of this kind of stunt next time some big company screws you over, like cable upping the rates without notice or heaven forbid you have to deal with an insurance company. When you get crapped on by a smarter more powerful entity in the world you can think to yourself, Ahh well, I deserve it, behave like an a hole, get treated like an a hole. But at least I got my free pizza.

you are an oxygen thief.

2006-12-07 06:09:38 · answer #2 · answered by RED 2 · 2 0

You are pretty much borderine stealing...

I have a friend who owns a Dominoes Pizza franchise and it's a tough living.

The guy works all the time...his workers get up and quit in the middle of shift monthly and he's not making a lot of money...the margins are for $hit...

2006-12-07 04:14:37 · answer #3 · answered by OMO 3 · 1 0

I am a manager of a Dominoes Pizza in your city. I have contacted the Yahoo! Answers administrators and they have provided me with your contact information. Anticipate a summons, which will arrive at your residence shortly.

2006-12-07 08:58:00 · answer #4 · answered by bug m 2 · 1 0

I would say no. The manager's probably keep a list of the names of people who complain and can see that you are on the list quite abit.

2006-12-07 03:59:38 · answer #5 · answered by Mariposa 7 · 1 0

YAY. Continue, but be more creative say the dough was undercooked or mention the delivery boy spooged on your pizza, AGAIN

2006-12-07 04:03:24 · answer #6 · answered by Mike Honcho 5 · 2 1

You make the world a better place to live in. Thanks, I enjoy paying more for pizza because your folks raised a sneak theif and a liar.

I might have a little respect for you if you had the balls to grab a pistol and just rob the cash register.

2006-12-07 05:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

The Pizza guy is the LAST person you want to piss off, lest you desire to eat buggers for your next topping!

2006-12-07 04:05:50 · answer #8 · answered by captainskully2000 1 · 2 0

No, move to another pizza joint. You can't crap to many times in the same pool. People will eventually find out.

2006-12-07 03:56:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Nay. They will find out the truth.

2006-12-07 04:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 1 0

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