A man comes home to find his wife sitting at the the table getting very made. He says to her honey whats wrong. Well I got this puzzle of a Tiger that I am trying to put together but I just can't seem to get it started. The husband says, honey put the frosted flakes back in the box and lets go eat.
2006-12-07 03:42:03 · 15 answers · asked by FC 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's awesome, but i'm blonde and i have never done that.... yet .....
2006-12-07 03:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have some for you.
enjoy.
Q: WHY DO BLONDES WHISTLE ON THE TOILET?
A: IT HELPS THEM REMEMBER WHICH END TO WIPE
Q: WHY DO BLOND GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES IN THE MORNING?
A: THEY HAVE NO BALLS TO SCRATCH
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE IN THE SEA?
A: A SALT TART
Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A BLONDE HAS WORKED ON YOUR COMPUTER?
A: THERE IS TIP-EX ON YOUR SCREEN
Q: WHY CAN’T YOU TELL A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE TO A BLONDE?
A: EVERY TIME YOU START TO TELL THE JOKE, SHE RUNS TO ANSWER THE DOOR
Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A BLONDE HAS SENT YOU A FAX?
A: IT’S GOT A POSTAGE STAMP ON IT
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 20 BLONDS IN A ROW?
A: A WIND TUNNEL
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 3 BLONDES AT A CHIPPINDALE CONCERT?
A: WET - WET - WET
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT WAS TWO HOURS LATE GETTING HOME?
A: BECAUSE THE ESCALATOR GOT STUCK
Q: WHAT IS THE FIRST THING THAT A BLONDE SAYS WHEN SHE WAKES UP UNDER A COW?
A: GOOD MORNING GUYS
Q: HOW DOES A BLONDE PRACTICE SAFE SEX?
A: ALL 4 OF THE CAR DOORS ARE LOCKED
Q: WHAT DID THE PREGNANT BLOND SAY?
A: I HOPE IT’S MINE
Q: HOW DO YOU GET A BLONDE ON THE ROOF OF A BAR?
A: TELL HER THE DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE
Q: WHY DOES A BLONDE USE “THE PILL”?
A: TO KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS
Q: HOW DO YOU GET A SPARKLE IN A BLONDES EYES?
A: SHINE A TORCH IN HER EYES
Q: WHAT DID THE BLOND’S MOM SAY BEFORE SHE LEFT ON A DATE?
A: IF YOU’RE NOT IN BED BY 10, COME HOME
Q: HOW DO YOU GET THE SPARKLE TO DISAPPEAR?
A: ASK HER A QUESTION
Q: WHAT DID THE FOUR BLONDS HAVE IN COMMON?
A: NOTHING THEY COULD THINK OF
Q: WHY DON’T BLONDES LIKE TO MAKE KOOL-AID?
A: THEY CAN’T FIT 500ml OF WATER IN THE LITTLE PACKAGE
Q: WHAT GOES, VROOM SCREECH, VROOM SCREECH, VROOM SCREECH?
A: A BLOND AT A FLASHING RED LIGHT
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE EAT BEANS ON SATERDAY?
A: SO SHE CAN TAKE A BUBBLE BATH ON SUNDAY
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLONDE THROWS A GRENADE AT YOU?
A: PULL THE PIN AND THROW IT BACK
Q: WHY DOESN’T A BLONDE USE A VIBRATOR?
A: IT CHIPS HER TEETH
Q: WHY CAN’T YOU TELL A KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE TO A BLOND?
A: AS SOON AS YOU START, SHE RUNS TO ANSWER THE DOOR
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 10 BLONDS IN A ROW?
A: A WINDTUNNEL
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A NAKED BLONDE ON YOUR M-NET DECODER?
A: OPEN TIME
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 2 NAKED BLONDES ON YOUR M-NET DECODER?
A: MULTI CHOICE
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL 3 NAKED BLONDES ON YOUR M-NET DECODER?
A: WE WON’T STOP THE MAGIC
want more say so i have millions of jokes.
enjoy
2006-12-07 12:06:55 · answer #2 · answered by Nala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These two blondes are on the opposite sides of a river, one scraming: honey, how do I get on the other side, the other yells back, well, u are on the other side..
By the way, not many people know this, but do you know the ultimate blonde come-back joke?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So that brunettes can remember them..
Speaking of cereal, a blonde can never have cereal at home.. Cause she opens her milk in the shop.. it says, "open here"..
2006-12-07 11:48:32 · answer #3 · answered by Q 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, I love blond jokes
2006-12-07 11:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-07 11:46:18 · answer #5 · answered by David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.......funny
2006-12-07 12:38:43 · answer #6 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good but sooo not cool
2006-12-07 12:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by kriggle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old.. but still cute
2006-12-07 11:48:29 · answer #8 · answered by puresatin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaaahahahaha i love it!!
2006-12-07 11:57:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-07 11:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by treecesherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋