Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man.
"How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
2006-12-07 03:35:13 · 11 answers · asked by Eraser 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
HAHAHAHA! THATS HILARIOUS!
2006-12-07 03:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by TheONEJay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was funny as hell !!! It's never cool to cheat on your partner!! But you could invite them to join or just break up and be friends with benefits. It's the only way to still be a descent guy.
2006-12-07 11:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Hot one 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok so i have cheated on my ex for revenf=ge it is fun and if yo are going to have sex it is even better go for it good luck <3
2006-12-07 11:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by lizzie_08 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No,its not ok to cheat on your boyfriend.
2006-12-07 13:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great. Yeah i guess it was okay to cheat for revenge. lol
2006-12-07 11:39:10 · answer #5 · answered by Only1 Love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm --- sounds like a day at my house ... LOL
2006-12-07 11:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by cdnponygirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its not okay to cheat for revenge and thats sadddd.
2006-12-07 11:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by b4me2u91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it's not okay. kinda makes you a chav.
2006-12-07 11:39:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
******* a right
2006-12-07 11:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by jon b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No!!!
2006-12-07 11:38:50 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋