I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to
check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........ Duh!
I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in
both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.
I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I
told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is
to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she
asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended
up in the hospital.
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit
me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door
2006-12-07 03:29:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it!!! people ask the dumbest questions!!!(not you though) lmao!!!!!!
2006-12-07 03:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by crazycatlady4real 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's Purina?
2006-12-07 04:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
that's hilarious~!!
2006-12-07 03:52:44 · answer #3 · answered by Vampiredoll 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny lmao 10/10
2006-12-07 04:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm about to tell everyone in the office about this. that is hilarious!!!
I love the sarcasm, and if I were there I would be the one being taken out.
Clever!!!
~HD
2006-12-07 03:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by mrsdycus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny very funny and probably the best joke i will read tonight
2006-12-07 03:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
toooo much. cracked me up. you should go on Blue Collar. you would really make out good. I would have loved to be there.
2006-12-07 03:40:10 · answer #7 · answered by Me2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, but heard it on myspace, its going around there big time sorry.
2006-12-07 03:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute -have not heard this one before - very original!@
2006-12-07 03:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I posted the same thing months ago!
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ajlrri_SLonjW4Ix4nTnV3Dsy6IX?qid=20060912202701AAyGz0D
2006-12-07 03:32:19 · answer #10 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny as ****
gonna try this next time i go to store
2006-12-07 03:34:10 · answer #11 · answered by latrece81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋