I think some dude got drunk one night and puked up the universe. He let it sit on the ground for a few days and little humans and animals began to grow. They called him "The Great One" and built him temples and gave him all the best food. I worship him and follow his 5 Commandmants
1: Thou shalt drink beer, and lots of it
2: Thou shalt have sex with as many virgins as possible
3: Thou shalt make fun of other people
4: Thou shalt ask a tranny to dinner
5: Thou shalt shout attend football games, regardless of your wife.
Do you also belive in "The Great One" who puked up Earth?
2006-12-07 02:52:59 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Actually, the god Bumba is said to have vomited up the universe. The commandments are from you but the 'throwing up the universe' thing is an actual creation story from African Myth
http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/african-mythology.php?deity=BUMBA&ds=N
2006-12-07 02:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Miss. Bliss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best you could come up with? You don't have an explanation for how came about the ground he threw up on (if he vomited up the WHOLE universe), or even the construct of the vomit...have another beer and work on it some more.
2006-12-07 03:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was decieved as are you and mad as are you but my life changed when I got to know him and I hope that this experianc I could share with you and since I cant I will ask the Lord to send forth workers In your path and that you too can know him personaly as did I ,go In peace and may the Lord richly bless you as he has me
2006-12-07 02:57:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
All Hail The Great One!
2006-12-07 02:54:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Thou shalt have sex with as many virgins as possible."
Sounds like a suicide bomber.
2006-12-07 03:09:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be what you want to be, no matter what planet you belong.
If this is your gospel from your life then enjoy it.
Ps. The virgins wont last long at this rate.
2006-12-07 02:59:10 · answer #6 · answered by Bladerunner (Dave) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not be deceived,
God is not mocked
for whatever a man sows
this he will also reap.
Galatians 6:7
2006-12-07 03:12:50 · answer #7 · answered by redeemed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you are following the angel of light he thinks he is God.
You have a large church your gods name is Lucifer. Happy living.
2006-12-07 02:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by Noka 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have the brain of a 12 year old and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.
2006-12-07 02:58:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well ,although it is very a very interesting theory, it just don't work for me.I am under the belief you have had one to many.
2006-12-07 02:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋