A very small white guy gets sent to prison for stealing from his company, Once inside his cell he meets his new cell mate, a 450lbs 6’11 black man named bubba. Bubba says to the little white guy, “Now this is how this cell is going to work, we are now a family. One of us will be the man and will have to go out and bring home the food and money, and one of us will be the wife and stay home keep the cell clean, cook, and when the man gets home have to perform certain other wifely duties. Do you understand?” The white man nods. “Now,” bubba says, “since your new here, I’m going to let you choose what do you want to be the husband or the wife?” The white man is shocked at this sudden reprieve and weakly lets out, “ I guess I would like to be the Husband.” Bubba looks his up and down and says, “That’s fine, NOW GET OVER HERE AND SUCK YOUR WIFE’S D1CK!”
2006-12-07 02:38:37 · 14 answers · asked by cutthroat_mako 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Touche. Pretty much sums up life, doesn't it? And democracy.
2006-12-07 02:56:43 · answer #1 · answered by The Mad Shillelagh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not very funny and I like most jokes
2006-12-07 02:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not even funny and its a bit stereotypical aint it?do u think u only get white n black people in prison.
2006-12-07 02:41:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
poor prison guy, either way...he loses to Bubba
2006-12-07 02:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by Vampiredoll 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He could not win for losing, but at least he was given the choice. lol funny.
2006-12-07 02:45:53 · answer #5 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was not funny. I mean at all... you just killed comedy, congratulations.
2006-12-07 02:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm
2006-12-07 04:17:34 · answer #7 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all i can say is ****.....you figure out whats behind the stars
2006-12-07 02:59:45 · answer #8 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny
try again
2006-12-07 02:44:24 · answer #9 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-07 03:33:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋