Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says:
"What's wrong with you?"
In the elevator
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weighs 3 pounds
each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn around."
2006-12-07 01:53:42 · 22 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was it!!! I have been looking for it. The joke to make me laugh out loud. .... THANKS! now I will be able to get to work.
2006-12-07 02:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i like those jokes there is yet another one i understand: there's a purple head, a brunette, and a blonde who rob a economic enterprise. They pass down an alley and the purple head hides in a trashcan. The Brunette hides in a dumpster. Then the blonde hides in a potato sack. The law enforcement officers pass down the alley and that they kick the trashcan the purple head is going "bow wow" they think of that's a dogs. They kick the dumpster the brunette is going "meeooow" they think of that's a cat. They kick the potato sack and the Blonde is going "POOOOTAAAATOOOOOO"
2016-10-17 22:44:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally giggling here. Ta.
2006-12-07 02:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-12-07 02:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that is toooo funny!! I might have fainted myself lol
2006-12-07 06:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-07 02:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by chelsae g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-07 02:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice and funny people will love it
2006-12-07 02:09:21 · answer #8 · answered by becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha verry funny, at least i thought so
2006-12-07 01:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by teddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, still rollin around in laughter!
2006-12-07 02:24:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋