An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up,
grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody
in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby
boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but
the Italian guy just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks......like I
said, my boy's a
typical Italian bambino."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations
of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian
baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets
about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned! , and a little suspicious.
"What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on
his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....
"We had him circumcised."
2006-12-07 01:37:08 · 23 answers · asked by TroubleRose 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 out of ten lol i think that the baby might have raped the mom on the way out though lol haha ROFL
2006-12-07 01:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by tanyamarie23 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10
2006-12-07 09:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by little mama 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-12-07 10:08:04 · answer #3 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-12-07 10:09:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
20/10
2006-12-07 09:58:30 · answer #5 · answered by Bianca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it 8 1/2 !
2006-12-07 09:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a solid 8!
2006-12-07 10:02:10 · answer #7 · answered by wetdreamdiver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say a 10
2006-12-07 09:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by U DA FUCKKIN BEST 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!!!!!! 100 of 10! 1000%!
2006-12-07 10:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U CALL DIS A QUIK JOK
ANYWAY 9/10
2006-12-07 11:19:02 · answer #10 · answered by COOL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋