'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,
The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.
Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.
He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us madder.
We haven't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your ***, with one heavy boot.
And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you b----rds stole.
You think you can rule us and cause us to fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear.
And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bombs.
You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide,
They'll go down in history as the place where you died
2006-12-07 01:17:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Remember Khadhafi and his line of death?
He came very close, to his final breath.
So come out and prove it, that you are a man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan.
They are our Fathers and they are our Sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big Guns.
They would have stayed home, with Children and Wives,
Till you bastards came here and took all these Lives.
Osama I wrote this especially for you,
For air mail delivery by B-52.
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a missile.
I won't be sorry to see your cowardly *** go,
It's Red, White, and Blue that's running this show!
2006-12-07 01:17:59 · update #1
excellent again just makes me laugh how many people dont understand the concept of a joke
keep them coming queen
2006-12-07 02:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Excellent
Too bad those that gave this a thumbs down don't have the guts to answer, but then again we shouldn't be surprised should we.
2006-12-07 18:50:15 · answer #2 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is so creative. Whoa really awesome. Do I have your permission to pass it round the office?
*smiles*
2006-12-07 09:54:17 · answer #3 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk about hitting the nail on the head.very lovely.
2006-12-07 09:25:30 · answer #4 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you hit the nail on the head there always laughing and a raw nerve
2006-12-07 09:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the laugh, my brother is in the army and I am sure he will get a good laugh out of your poem too.
2006-12-07 09:47:44 · answer #6 · answered by MAS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that gets a standing O from me!!!!! two thumbs up
2006-12-07 09:21:17 · answer #7 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill poem and right to the point!
2006-12-07 09:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by nettyone2003 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
gigle giggle
2006-12-07 11:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine
2006-12-07 11:23:26 · answer #10 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋