Man arrives at a lunatic asylum. Just after driving through the gates he gets a flat. He opens the trunk/boot of the car and proceeds to change the wheel. A patient was watching him intently; others were just wandering around aimlessly. When he had got the wheel balanced on the studs he groped around to find the wheel nuts, but to his horror they had disappeared. Cursing his luck the patient behind him was asked if he saw anyone take the wheel nuts. He didn’t but suggested an alternative. Remove just one wheel nut from each wheel and put them to use on the wheel he was changing. A brilliant idea, he thought. When he was finished and all the tools put away he asked the patient what he was here for with intelligence like that and was told he didn’t know. “Well”, said the man “when I get up to the Office I am going to tell them what you did and see what they can do for you”.
With that he turned round; as he opened the car door a brick hit him square on the head. He spun round to see who threw it and the patient said ‘You’ll not forget, will you?’”
2006-12-07 01:16:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like the inmate is a weal nut himself !
2006-12-08 20:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-30 06:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by youngerman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm not too bad. Didnt laugh though
2006-12-07 01:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by conor210782 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda needs a stronger punch line.nice try though.
2006-12-07 01:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.......... anyway ppl with mental health problems are as clever as anybody else.
2006-12-07 02:47:45 · answer #5 · answered by bna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nearly as old as I am
2006-12-07 02:26:27 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
boring.....two thumbs down...sorry
2006-12-07 01:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how old is that one ?
2006-12-07 01:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
nah sorry
so so so sorry
2006-12-07 03:26:17 · answer #9 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooookkkkkkkkk..
2006-12-07 01:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by skull 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋