A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office.
She is taken into an examining room and waits for the doctor.
After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby, and finds him not gaining much weight and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Oh...he is breast fed!", replied the woman.
"Well then, strip down to your waist," orders the doctor.
She takes off her top and bra and sits on the examing table.
The doc starts pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while in a very detailed and thorough examination.
The doc motions to her to get dressed, then the doctor says -
"No wonder this baby is so hungry. You don't have any milk!"
The woman with a wry grin on her face responds..."Well of course I don't."
"I'm his aunt - but I'm SURE GLAD I brought him in!"
2006-12-07 01:09:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Brilliant, made my day 10 / 10
2006-12-07 01:15:17 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-07 01:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by sheba34 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes quite funny :D
2006-12-07 01:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by Nay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but not funny. That joke has been done to death. The ending was predictable.
2006-12-07 01:19:34 · answer #4 · answered by fr2fish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, funny
2006-12-07 01:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by Lacey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
2006-12-07 01:54:01 · answer #6 · answered by little mama 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny, although I read an article saying that women get jokes more because they have less expectations about them than guys.
2006-12-07 01:12:37 · answer #7 · answered by Michael T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol Funny...
2006-12-07 02:41:59 · answer #8 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute... Not "laugh out loud" funny, but it made me smile!
2006-12-07 01:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i found that funny!!
2006-12-07 01:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by JOANNE C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋