A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees. He starts to review patients to see what they will do when they get out.
He walks up to the first guy and sees him throwing a football around. He automatically knows that he wants to be a football player.
He walks up to another guy and sees him throwing a baseball around. He could automatically tell that he wanted to be a baseball player.
He walks to the next cell and sees a man with his d--k in a bowl of peanuts. He flips out and asks what he is doing. The man replies "I'm f--king nuts, I'm never getting out of here!"
2006-12-07 01:04:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you been in that shop AGAIN brill
2006-12-07 01:44:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it was funny although it would be interesting to know if this is what made the guy come to the asylum in the first place. Given how many crazy people there are in the world, and all the nuts that are being served at bars, is this a movement that I have completely missed? Or do I even want to know?
2006-12-07 01:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by Distressed homeowner 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol! Yeah thats pretty funny; I heard a similar one that this reminded me of:
A guy in Brooklyn throws a costume party. The theme is you have to come dressed as your favorite emotion.
The first guest comes dressed all in red. "I get it," says the guy, "you're anger". "Yeah" says the guest, "I'm red with rage" and enters the party.
The second guest comes all dressed in green. "Let me guess" the host says, "You're green with envy." "Yeah" the guest says, and goes inside.
The next two guests arrive completely naked. One has his d*** flopped over into a bowl of pudding that he's holding. The other has his d*** inside a hollowed out pear. The host stares at them and finally says, "OK I give up. "you guys supposed to be?"
The first guy says, "Well I'm f***ing dis custard" (disgusted)
The second says, "And I'm deep in dis pear"!! (despair)
(Its better to hear it!!!)
2006-12-07 01:23:02 · answer #3 · answered by cartmansmom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh. It needs some work.
I would flesh out the 2nd and 3rd paragraph and use something other than two sports situations. It doesn't fit with the 4th paragraph.
2006-12-07 01:07:54 · answer #4 · answered by munsy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...funny
2006-12-07 04:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by Fudgie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About as funny as an empty CARE package !
2006-12-07 01:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad. A little laugh
2006-12-07 01:08:36 · answer #7 · answered by conor210782 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-12-07 01:06:22 · answer #8 · answered by RNM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I thought it was funny, but I do tend to laugh at almost anything... :)
2006-12-07 01:10:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ Butterfly ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT'S FUNNY IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT TO BE FUNNY.. USING FACE EXPRESSIONS HELPS IF YOU'RE TELLING THIS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE..TRY ACTING IT OUT..
2006-12-07 01:21:08 · answer #10 · answered by dreamgyrl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're always funny!! LOL
2006-12-07 01:08:05 · answer #11 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋