im to fat to go out get help and my phone is broke
2006-12-07 00:52:48 · 23 answers · asked by ian n 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Become a full-time 24/7 streaker. Any time, any place, anywhere...
2006-12-07 01:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by Gilligan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry Hun if you have no money you cant eat so you will lose weight, sneak out at night and steal some clothes from a washing line but don't get caught, the better the neighbourhood the nicer the clothes.
When you are skinny and dressed in your new smart clothes go to a bar in the west end where middle aged divorcee's hang out and chat 1 up and tell her you will sleep with her if she buys you a new phone.
There sorted anything else?
2006-12-07 10:57:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAHHH Shame i feel so sorry for you. The only advice i can give you is to walk a lot. Do some exercise, i know when you have no money you cannot go on diet the way you are supposed to so you will have to exercise. As for clothes , shame man. Don't know how to help you out there and the phone don't worry bout that use the computer ok. Cheer-up:))
2006-12-07 08:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
make a spear and a net and go out hunting at night when noone can see you. Use the hides of whatever you catch for clothes and eat the meat. Or just break into a shop.
2006-12-07 09:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by John 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to help yourself, anyway youre the one who made of of yourself right now,No one could help you but yourself..Its like youre too dumb and lazy..Maybe you should get some exercise,and do not be too lazy, you just make yourself more in danger.
2006-12-07 10:02:11 · answer #5 · answered by missy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously have a computer though, sell that buy clothes problem solved
2006-12-07 08:58:28 · answer #6 · answered by Begbie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Email someone. Your internet connection is clearly working.
2006-12-07 09:19:05 · answer #7 · answered by Stripper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the TV. If ur fat enuff they will make a program.
2006-12-07 08:55:13 · answer #8 · answered by ladysorrow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I only answered this ridiculous question for the points. Get a life!
2006-12-07 08:58:11 · answer #9 · answered by megabites42 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well you obviously have internet access. So email one of your friends and ask them to help you
2006-12-07 08:54:38 · answer #10 · answered by Baps . 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋