After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams - "this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you...
What the hell did you think I said?
2006-12-07 00:52:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha
let me pick myself up from the floor
hahahahahahahaha
2006-12-07 03:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi hon
before i look at the rest i need my bed i am intoxicated went out for a few bevvys and still pxssed from last night speak soon
2006-12-07 10:57:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely brilliant!
2006-12-07 09:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read out live in the office and greeted with much mirth and merriment - and then loads of other jokes Cheers!
2006-12-07 09:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now where would you get 72 virgins always laughing plz plz tell me good story
2006-12-07 09:47:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but not up to your usual standard
2006-12-07 09:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one yesterday, not being a yank still made me PMSL
10/10
2006-12-07 09:05:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but could hear it a millions times again before it loses its humour, loved it, keep them coming. xXx
2006-12-07 13:46:04 · answer #8 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutley Fuc*ing LOL!!!!!!
2006-12-07 08:55:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't tell this joke in Denmark.
2006-12-07 09:02:25 · answer #10 · answered by markmccloud_1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋