A woman is in hospital in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her ‘private area’ when they notice a response on the monitor when they touch her ‘down there’.
The tell the doctor and he goes to the husband to inform of this fact, explaining that , “Crazy as this may sound, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma”
The husband is very skeptical about this but the doctor encourages him to give it a go. They’ll close the curtains for privacy, besides it’s worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes to his wife’s bedside.
After a few minutes the woman’s monitors flat-lines and all the alarms go off, no pulse, no heart rate…….
The nurses run into the room panicking, the husband is standing there, pulling up his trousers and he says ‘I think she’s choked’.
2006-12-07 00:27:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sick...
...but funny
2006-12-07 00:29:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rather sad, brought a lump to my throat, as hers. Great 10 / 10
2006-12-07 09:03:58 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor woman
2006-12-07 08:37:34 · answer #3 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep chortle chortle
2006-12-07 08:31:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another hard one to swallow ! haha
2006-12-09 04:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whats the question?
2006-12-07 08:29:51 · answer #6 · answered by stars 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
VERY FUNNY!
2006-12-07 08:45:41 · answer #7 · answered by tpsvfamily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!!
2006-12-07 08:40:18 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....figures it ALWAYS has to be ABOUT them!!
:O)
2006-12-07 08:32:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-07 10:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by shorte716 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋