A cowboy rides into town after a six month cattle drive. After several drinks he calls the barman over and comments that there are no women in this establishment. The barman agrees and remarks that not only are there no ladies in the bar but none in the whole town. “Well, what do you do for sex?” he asked. The barman says that they f*ck Herbert. The cowboy says “Hmmph I am not like that” and carries on drinking. After several bottles of redeye, the cowboy calls the barman over and in a quiet voice says “If I f*ck Herbert, how many people have to know about it” ‘Seven’ was the barman’s reply. “SEVEN, how the f*ck do you make it seven?” he cries. ‘Well, let me see, there’s you and me, that makes two, there’s Herbert that makes three and there’s four guys to hold him down coz Herbert, he’s not like that either!”
2006-12-06 23:48:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...gross but i had to chuckle
2006-12-06 23:51:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad 8 / 10
2006-12-06 23:51:34 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! The magnificent seven ride again.
2006-12-07 00:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you think herbert would have caught on and moved... so he must really "be like that"
2006-12-06 23:52:18 · answer #4 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo pansy boi, are you a star in brokeback mountain? Oh, my bad, you must be herbert.
2006-12-06 23:53:26 · answer #5 · answered by shortydevito 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
very good lmao 10/10
2006-12-07 00:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a gangbang !
2006-12-08 20:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
discusting but funny
2006-12-07 00:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats gross, but still made u laugh
2006-12-06 23:54:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor old herbie ?
2006-12-06 23:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋